Sites
for sore eyes.
I
dropped round to Ayup Towers today to say hello
and have a bevvy or three, and we got onto the
subject of whether there was a good website
in the county. Some guy from California had
been in touch, asking which were the best websites
in Yorkshire.
And
that sparked the argument. Because I'm not into
these well organized brochure-like cobwebsites
that clog up the search engines. I don't care
if they load in a nano-second, and reads like
an aural glass of Guinness, I bloody hate the
flash gets. Every one of em.
For
me the website died when commerce got hold of
it and turned the web into the Yellow Pages.
Endless crappola trying to flog you stuff, or
ram bad porno down your throat. Nasty, banner-added
pop-up commercial garbage of the highest order
now infests the net.
A
good site in Yorkshire? Don't make me laugh.
To
me the best sites on the web are the personal
homepages. And yes, you can find them - Go to
Google
and search for the word Yorkshire, and a second
word - dafter the better - and then go right
to the back of the search. You heard me. The
very back. Past all the keyword rich, professionally
meta-tagged commercial stuff, or the earnest
well meaning civically funded stuff, and get
lost in the truly wonderful world of the personal
homepage.
Here
you will find the heartbeat of the net - the
real people communicating their love of the
medium, exploring their magnificent obsession.
It
may be a place, a family, a celebrity or something
magnificently wacky and weird. It might be an
online collection of pictures of buses, or devoted
to tattoos or henna patterns, or signposts,
or some mad old bastards that released a half-decent
record once.
This
to me is what the web is all about. It sometimes
is shrouded in the hideousness of commercial
pop up stuff to compensate for the "free"
domain name, but broadly speaking this is where
the life of the Internet resides.
I
know they're going on about how people are ready
to pay for 'content' (whatever the hell THAT
is) but if you make half an effort there's bound
to be a homepage that provides something better
for nothing.
The
Ayup people here are planning to give some sort
of a Yorkshire web Oscars out at the end of
the year, and I'm fascinated by what sort of
sites that they are going to pick on. Hopefully
it will be the mad ones, the bad ones and the
weird ones.
I
don't want any flashy shite, or anything festooned
with reciprocal banners. Anything with a pop-up
should be instantly disqualified! Let's celebrate
the REAL websites of Yorkshire. Ones with personality
and energy - with vim and vigour. The websites
that spit in your eye.
To
paraphrase Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Whoso
would be a webmaster, must be a nonconformist.
He who would upload immortal webpages must not
be hindered by the name of goodness, but must
explore if it be goodness. Nothing is at last
sacred but the integrity of your own website."
Any
nominations?
Blogga.
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