North vs South

Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?

You can't feed that to the dog.

I thought the Millennium Dome was tacky.

No kids in the back of the van, it's not safe.

Wresslin's real! .

Love, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

We're vegetarians.!

Do you think my hair is too big?

I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.

Honey, these bonsai trees need watering?

Who's Mandy Dingle?

Give me the small bag of pork scratchings.

That Barnsley FC mug goes really well with your crockery.

Spitting is such a nasty habit.

I just couldn't find a thing at Kwik Save today.

Trim the fat off that chop.

Cappuccino tastes much better than espresso.

The tyres on that truck are too big.

I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.

I've got it all on floppy disk.

Only three spoons of sugar,ta.

Would you like your fish poached or broiled?

My fiancee is registered at Tiffany's.

I've got two cases of Stella for the Leeds match on Sky.

Mr Kipling snack cakes have too many calories.

Checkmate.

She's too old to be wearing that bikini.

Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

Hey, here's an episode of "Summer Wine" that we haven't seen.

What's Rugby League?.

I believe you cooked that pasta just a little too long.

Those shorts are too plain. Got anything with a Union Jack?

Daniel O'Donnell? Whose he then?

Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.

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